My girlfriend is breaking up with me because I keep farting in public (the mall, grocery store, etc.). She says it's too embarrassing but I can't help. What do I do now? -
![When your girlfriend farts in front of you for the first time, it's almost like she's saying "I love you" through her butthole. | Thinking Of You Ecard When your girlfriend farts in front of you for the first time, it's almost like she's saying "I love you" through her butthole. | Thinking Of You Ecard](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/when-your-girlfriend-farts-in-front-of-you-for-the-first-time-its-almost-like-shes-saying-i-love-you-through-her-butthole-400cf.png)
When your girlfriend farts in front of you for the first time, it's almost like she's saying "I love you" through her butthole. | Thinking Of You Ecard
![Woman lands herself in hospital after holding in farts around her boyfriends for two years - CoventryLive Woman lands herself in hospital after holding in farts around her boyfriends for two years - CoventryLive](https://i2-prod.coventrytelegraph.net/incoming/article23611982.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_KNM_GIRL_HOSPITALISED_BY_FARTS_12.jpg)
Woman lands herself in hospital after holding in farts around her boyfriends for two years - CoventryLive
![Lovestruck Stephen Bear is so delighted that new girlfriend Charlotte Crosby FARTED in his face that he put a video of it on Snapchat | The Irish Sun Lovestruck Stephen Bear is so delighted that new girlfriend Charlotte Crosby FARTED in his face that he put a video of it on Snapchat | The Irish Sun](https://www.thesun.ie/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/02/as-com-corsby-bear-1.jpg?w=620)
Lovestruck Stephen Bear is so delighted that new girlfriend Charlotte Crosby FARTED in his face that he put a video of it on Snapchat | The Irish Sun
![My girlfriend farts all the time and thinks that it's funny even when it smells bad. Is this reason enough to dump her? - Quora My girlfriend farts all the time and thinks that it's funny even when it smells bad. Is this reason enough to dump her? - Quora](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-3680577e10c5af80881141337523570a.webp)
My girlfriend farts all the time and thinks that it's funny even when it smells bad. Is this reason enough to dump her? - Quora
![Gold Coast girlfriend farts in front of partner of three years and he buys her a cake to celebrate | Daily Mail Online Gold Coast girlfriend farts in front of partner of three years and he buys her a cake to celebrate | Daily Mail Online](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/05/21/10/28655814-0-image-a-15_1590053435862.jpg)
Gold Coast girlfriend farts in front of partner of three years and he buys her a cake to celebrate | Daily Mail Online
![Gold Coast girlfriend farts in front of partner of three years and he buys her a cake to celebrate | Daily Mail Online Gold Coast girlfriend farts in front of partner of three years and he buys her a cake to celebrate | Daily Mail Online](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2020/05/21/10/28655824-8343439-image-a-13_1590053434856.jpg)